Welcome to Foreplay Flashbacks, a webpage lovingly dedicated to the editorial offerings of Divot Dan DiLorenzo. I've accessed the NSGL literary vault to secure issues of Foreplay dating back to 1999 (roughly around the time that Danny stopped using his Commadore 64).
I did not post each issue in its entirety (space limitations). If interested, the complete Foreplay collection will be included in Danny’s autobiograpy Bury Me With My 5-Iron (due out at Christmas). The book is a key element of Danny's retirement plan now that his Thirft fund has tanked.
There are countless articles referencing 'Sausages at the Turn'. Most have been purged. Its been shown that repeated exposure to such things causes brain damage.
I took the best of the rest and pasted it into the links below. Sorry about the spacing and changing fonts. Over the years Danny wrote Foreplay using MS Word, WordPerfect, Enable and an obscure Klingon program. Trying to make it all uniform was cutting into my nap time so I had to stop.
Enjoy!
